RÉPUBLIK OF SOLUNAPRESIDENTIAL PARODY. INTERPLANETARY AMBITIONS.EDITION 2026

ZE POWER TO ZE MEME.

LIBERTÉ.
ÉGALITÉ.
LIQUIDITÉ.

Emmoonuel Macoin is coming to Solana.
He dissolve ze Assemblée. Now he dissolve ze Internet.

Save ze date Read ze manifesto
ON SOLANA 100% SATIRE. 0% ACCOUNTABILITY.
17 OCT. / ZE ROUNDABOUTS HAVE A DATE.
CANDIDATE FOR ZE MOONN° 0049.3
ZE GRAND DÉPART17 OCT.2026 — FOSHUR.
YOUR PRÉSIDENT (SELF-APPOINTED)EMMOONUEL MACOIN

01 / ZE MANIFESTO

I promise.
En même temps…

ONE PRÉSIDENT.
SO MANY MEMES.

Welcome to ze Républik of Soluna. Ze président listen to everybody. Zen he do exactly what he already decided. Zis is called démocratie.

01

Ze chart go red?

We fire ze prime ministre.
Same problem. Brand-new monsieur.

02

Ze people complain?

We put on ze sunglasses.
Cannot hear you. Too much style.

03

And ze program?

Some bleu. Some blanc. Many memes.
Ze rest? We see en même temps.

“I understand you. I just do not care, foshur.” — Emmoonuel Macoin

02 / ZE NOT-SO-OFFICIAL ARCHIVES

ONE MANDATE.
NON-STOP NONSENSE.

Ze pictures speak for themselves.
Ze président also. Far too much.

FREE TO CIRCULATE. NO PRESIDENTIAL CONVOY NEEDED.

03 / YOUR TURN TO GOVERN

FIRE ZE
PRIME MINISTRE.

One click. One new gouvernement.
Finally, a reform zat actually works.

SATIRICAL MINI-GAME · NO REAL MINISTRES WERE HARMED
GOUVERNEMENT STATUSUNSTABLE
00

PRIME MINISTRES
FIRED BY YOUR EXCELLENCY

Monsieur Baguette is ze new prime ministre. For now.

Ze change, it is all ze time.

04 / ZE RÉPUBLIK’S ACCOUNTS

MACOINOMICS.

Ze only budget zat fits
on one single page.

ZE NATIONAL TREASUREN° 0049.3
A front-facing cartoon coin with a silver ring, gold centre and Emmoonuel Macoin’s distorted head and signature sunglasses.
SMALL CHANGE.
BIG PRÉSIDENT.

Looks like pocket money.
Behaves like ze République.

ZE TICKER$MACOIN

One name. So many bad puns.

ZE NETWORKSOLANA

Faster zan a cabinet reshuffle.

ZE TOTAL SUPPLY1 BILLION

1,000,000,000 $MACOIN.
Finally, a budget we can count.

ZE LAUNCH DATE17.10.2026

Ze appointment is made.
Launch time to be announced.

ZE TOKEN TAX0 %

First time in French history.

ZE TRÉSOR PUBLICOUI

Every trade pays ze pump.fun fee. A part of it goes to ze Trésor Public of Soluna. French gouvernement without tax is not French gouvernement.

Announced token plan: 1 billion supply and 0% token tax. Platform fees are separate from ze token tax. Allocation and liquidity details will be published before launch. Ze paperwork is still at ze ministère.

CONTRACT ADDRESSNot published yet. Ze président is preparing.

Final token details will be published at launch. Always verify ze official contract address.

ZE RENDEZ-VOUS IS SET

17.10SAVE ZE DATE

17 OCTOBER 2026.

YELLOW VESTS. SAME DATE. VERY DIFFERENT AGENDA.

Ze roundabouts are calling.
Ze président puts on his sunglasses.

A wink to ze Gilets jaunes’ call to return on 17 October 2026. Ze people have their say. Macoin has his grand entrance. En même temps.

Ze 17 October call Independent satire. No affiliation with ze movement.

Same day. One very loud début.

$MACOIN arrives on 17 October 2026.
Bring ze memes. Ze président brings ze excuses.

TIME TBA · PARIS CALENDAR DATE

05 / ON ZE BIG DAY

HOW TO BECOME
A CITOYEN?

  1. 01

    Get yourself a wallet.

    A Solana-compatible wallet, like Phantom. Very sophistiqué.

  2. 02

    Bring a little SOL.

    For ze swap and ze network fees. Ze bureaucracy never sleeps.

  3. 03

    Wait for ze official address.

    Ze token link will appear here at launch. Check ze address before any swap, mes amis.

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